Almost Liberated
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Goodbye work-bimbo
Due to increased work hours and barren dating life, have morphed into competent, yet boring work-bimbo. Can tell am now boring, as have been looking in Kmart at lunchtime for summer fashion and comfortable shoes. Also have discovered my favourite baby-doll top is infact Target maternity top.
Despite this, I still have hopes of having a boyfriend by summer. As summer officially starts on Thursday, I don’t have any time to waste and need to take immediate action.
Things to fix so I can have a boyfriend for summer:
Rid thighs of unsightly cellulite via self massage whenever hands are free.
Throw baby doll top in Good Samaritan bin or at Target maternity staff.
Maintain general health by drinking half a glass of water for every glass of wine.
Stop frowning at happy couples in the street.
….Right, will get to it.
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Despite this, I still have hopes of having a boyfriend by summer. As summer officially starts on Thursday, I don’t have any time to waste and need to take immediate action.
Things to fix so I can have a boyfriend for summer:
Rid thighs of unsightly cellulite via self massage whenever hands are free.
Throw baby doll top in Good Samaritan bin or at Target maternity staff.
Maintain general health by drinking half a glass of water for every glass of wine.
Stop frowning at happy couples in the street.
….Right, will get to it.
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