Almost Liberated

Woke with renewed zest and bounce in step. Have only one day until summer but feel will be much thinner and more attractive to potential boyfriend when he sees me. Will have to find girly frock to match new ‘Summer babe’ image.

Jess was impressed with thigh massage vigil and said when you squint, they are already looking much smoother. Am possibly becoming fitness freak, as parked at far end of carpark just for hell of it and then jogged into shops. Even managed polite smile at gooey-eyed couple in Woolworths confectionary aisle.

Jack is acting very childish when I am self-massaging, and keeps making absurd comments like “Do you need any help with that?” or “Hang on, I think you missed a spot”. He is quick to laugh it off, but will still throw hefty object at him if he speaks again during massage ritual. He’ll soon knock that shit off when he see’s my new boyfriend.

Also, am finding it rather distasteful that Paul is parading new harlot girlfriend around the neighbourhood in what looks like nothing more than her undergarments. I think if one has a girlfriend, one would at least make her dress. Hmmph.