Almost Liberated

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Two thousand and six.

Have had very exhausting festive season. Jess’s party was boring married couple affair. As such, boho look was unsuccessful and possibly made me look like juicy vintage tart. In attempt to appear untartly and wanted, stayed close to Jack and pretended to happily marrieds that he was my boyfriend (was done only when he was not looking and in hushed voice).

Was very pleased on Christmas day, to find out that Paul is no longer dating fantasy Barbie, perhaps will have fantastic 2006 with sexy and strong REAL boyfriend. Although am still not sure what special something he had for me - Maybe the fat turkey he bought with him on Christmas day?

Have still not finalized all New Years resolution, but so far I’ve decided to :

Work on general ass and stomach reduction.
To find a new career – away from evil-Lynn.
To prove to fuckwitt Eric that I am still attractive and wanted by men – even if not him.
To cut wine consumption down to weekends ONLY. Oh and weeknights when dating, stressed or depressed.
To be spend more time doing stuff with Ella

As such, will now go to movies with my darling daughter.
Blurted into cyberspace by Sara on Wednesday, January 04, 2006

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