Almost Liberated

Have been very busy setting up fancy new profession, am now working in posh car dealership as receptionist (is only stepping-stone job, will use to boost self up corporate ladder). At least am far away from stupid cow Lynn.

Also, have finally decided that Paul, whilst sexy , is not soul mate material. Have wasted enough time on frivolous and steamy fantasies concerning unlawful arrests, handcuffs and naked backyard romps. Will now focus on the ‘inner-beauty’ in prospective boyfriends, unless of course prospective boyfriend is cromagnum man, in which case will again consider becoming celibate nun…. Or maybe lesbian nun.

In order to avoid nun plan, will start exercise regime in next day or so and soon be beautiful and sought after girlfriend-type.