Have decided I will now be free spirit, as Lynn at work has apparently been picking up vibes of confusion and despair from me. Not sure why she would get that idea, but am slightly concerned as cannot hide anything from mind-reading know-it-all. Suspect she may be reading my coffee cups after I use them, as such, will now make sure I wash everything I use – including teaspoons.
I can confirm Jess is obsessed with oldest friend in world and my future house guest. Wants to know exact words in email and has offered to give him Rick’s home office if I have no room for him. Is possibly stuck in 1990 when she dated him for two months in high school.
Also am very good mother, as spared Lily from years of shame and taunting by dousing her in enough chemicals to prove clean and school worthy today.
Am so excited about Saturday, was able to walk 4 kilometres after coffee with Jess. Will soon be sought after svelte little vixen. Can’t wait.
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