I am now officially the town louse-breeder - thanks to my beautifully clean and hygienic child announcing itchy headedness to class teacher, who then announced it to the headmistress. As such, it was recommended I pick her up to avoid a mass infestation of the entire school and surrounding community.
Quality time spent de-lousing Lily made me realize what’s important in life. As such, have decided two new rules:
Will stop Lily using my hairbrush.
Will forget about men and dating for a while.
As if to test my new resolution, Paul called around to invite me to a party at his house on Saturday night. Was very excited to see such raw manliness at front door, and as such, forgot I had foaming Lice killer on my head and completely forgot about new not dating rule. Will consider starting it next week - after the party.
Also, Jess is asking lots of questions about oldest friend in world. Wonder if Rick is pissing her off now he’s forty. Will probe her more when we have coffee tomorrow.
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