Best friend Jess says invite to dinner proves Paul is man-slut. Am now very confused. How do you tell these things?
Also, Lynn at work did unsolicited reading of psyche today and informed me soul mate is looking for me. Was pleasantly surprised by psychic probing, and asked her what he looked like, so I might recognize him should I be behind him at the supermarket queue. She said I will know him when I meet him. Am now wondering where and who he is.
“How can you tell if someone is your soulmate?” I asked her
“No one knows for sure, just look for the man that makes you smile”
“Ha! That could be anyone!” I scoffed
“No it can’t – you’ll know when it’s him”
Was obviously getting nowhere with other world, so answered ringing telephone. Either Lynn is holding out on me or other world is fucking with her.
Anyway, have decided will have dinner at Paul’s tonight as am lazy cow as well as horrid cook. Will go for casual ‘I look like this all the time look’. Which, is much like the ‘I don’t wear make-up’ application of cosmetics. It’s hard work and often goes unnoticed. Men have it so easy.