Almost Liberated

Yes, have finally invited sexy law enforcer for just-friends- neighbour-ish- dinner. Is due here in about 10 minutes and am basically a nervous fucking wreck, although have fantastic, very come-hither hair do.

Oh God. He's here!

Oh God, have made terrible driver reversing error and knocked down lucious neighbours letterbox. Is compounded by fact I told Paul yesterday he should get a bigger box due to mail overflow. Am feeling very bad, as this will look like subconscious letterbox-attack.

Also, Jess had huge tiff with Rick and is staying the night. Despite marital gloom, she has managed to polish off half a bottle of wine and giggle at every word that leaves Jacks mouth - and it isn't even 7 o'clock yet.

Am not sure how long wine supply will last with drunken boozer staying the night, so must join festivities now or remain sober all night.

Arrgh! Am being treated in slave like manner at work - have to work full-time for next six weeks!!! Will try to update blog when not lying on floor in exhausted and fucking tired mess.